Alright Gralio, you help people compare software, but looking at *your* stack? It's like a chef recommending restaurants while eating instant noodles. Let's dive in.
? Cute. While you're fumbling with that, the cool kids are probably using and saving enough cash to buy... well, more software to compare, presumably.
*and* *and* ? Someone just discovered the AI Kool-Aid. Did you *really* need , or did you just want the biggest cloud bill? Meanwhile, actual productive humans (and the Gralio Stacks cool kids) are getting real work done with or . Seriously, even my Nan uses now.
for meetings? Hope you enjoy AI summaries that sound like they were written by a confused intern. The *actually* efficient teams (like the ones featuring Noam Nisand or Alex Vacca) are using or , getting notes that make sense.
? Bold choice. It's like saying, "I love analytics, but only if I can spend a week configuring it first." Ever heard of Amplitude? Or maybe just... ? They're less 'DIY project', more 'get insights this decade'.
And ... classic. Paying that much when all the SEO gurus on Gralio Stacks like Brendan Hufford and Gaetano Di Nardi practically live inside ? Bold move, Cotton.
's fine, I guess, if you measure productivity in loading time. And ? The digital equivalent of that drawer everyone has, full of random cables and existential dread. Maybe try if you want to pretend you're organised.
? The software buffet. Because why *choose* the right tool when you can rent 200 vaguely useful ones you'll never open? It screams "decision paralysis".
If it makes you feel better...
I heard the team behind Google Glass organised their doomed launch strategy entirely within , colour-coded and everything. And rumour has it, Juicero's VPs insisted on using to research fruit viscosity before every board meeting. Look how well *that* squeezed out results. Maybe you're onto something... or maybe you just like collecting digital participation trophies. Good luck comparing software when your own stack looks this... creatively assembled.